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09-26-2007, 12:53 AM
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Yo Mama soo...
Yo Mama Jokes! just for lol!<IMG class=inlineimg title=">_ Yo Mama's so ugly ... that she make Micheal Jackson look like Brad Pitt Yo Mama's so ugly...minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..." Your Mama's So Fat... when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'... Yo Mama's so Fat...when she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy Yo Mama's so Stupid...I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo Mama's so Poor...when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out. yo mama’s like... a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on! yo mamma's like... pizza pizza, thirty minutes or its free! Yo mama's so old...she knew Ronald McDonald when he was in clown school Lmaoo. Add some more  Yo Mama's so fat... when she went outside in a yellow raincoat, everyone started yelling "TAXI, TAXI!" Last edited by Limeanade; 09-26-2007 at 12:53 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost 
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09-26-2007, 01:06 AM
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yo mamas so fat she saw a school bus and went ohh a twinkie
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09-26-2007, 01:11 AM
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Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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09-26-2007, 01:16 AM
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hockeyrunt i was gonna post some, i dont know if you posted this in your giant thing but i'll say it anyway
your mamas like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
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09-26-2007, 01:35 AM
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i dont no
ur moms like a shotgun 1 **** and shes ready to blow
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09-26-2007, 02:04 AM
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thats the best 1
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#10
09-26-2007, 08:43 AM
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heres the snack
Yo Momma so fat she need a crane to wipe her ass. WAIT WAIT heres the dinner Yo Momma so fat Eskimos dream about harpooning her at night. now here is the main course Yo Momma so fat that when she do it Missionary Style with yo daddy he cry out for a missionary
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Your just jealous because the VOICES only talk to me Last edited by SUGAR!!; 09-26-2007 at 08:48 AM.. Reason: =]
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i saw half of those posted already in different forums including this one
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