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Old 07-19-2012, 07:25 AM
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That wasn't the 'whole story', it was the 'real story'...

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Old 07-22-2012, 04:04 AM
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thanks, it bought a smile on my face
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Old 07-28-2012, 06:08 AM
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do you think that it will really work.....
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Old 10-26-2012, 11:36 AM
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:37 AM
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
Funny! So, how many ticket does a man have?
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Old 03-07-2013, 01:01 PM
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There was an English man, Scotts man and an Irish lad, they were captured by the Iraqi`s. Sadam said "if you can sing me a song about a dog i`l let you go."
The english man sang "how much is that doggy in the window"
and he let him go.
The scott`s man sang "when I was a boy ol` shep was a pup"
and he let him go.
Then Paddy started singging "stranger`s in the night exchanging glances." Sadam said, "where`s the dog in it there then?" Paddy said "just hang on a sec. Scooby dooby dooo."
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Old 03-30-2013, 07:02 PM
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Wow! Wow! Save yourself something! =)
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Old 04-14-2013, 07:31 PM
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Thanks for discuss about funny quote.I think joks funny movies very much.
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Old 04-21-2013, 11:28 PM
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Very well written post. It will be beneficial to anybody who uses it, as well as myself. Keep doing what you are doing – for sure i will check out more posts….
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