Yo Mama Jokes Thread

[GazFan352]

Yo Momma's so fat, she plays hop-scotch with the countries

Yo Momma's so dumb, she drove through the McDonald's Drive Thru Sign

Yo Momma's so dumb, she passed by the YMCA and said "Look, someone spelled MACY'S wrong."

Yo Momma's so dumb, when I was drowing and screamed for a live saver, she asked "Cherry or Grape?"

Yo Momma's so skinny, she hoped around in the shower and she still couldn't get wet.

Yo Momma's so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Momma's so dumb, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Yo Momma's so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door.

[Almoglo]

Yo mama is so fat, you need a map to have sex with her.

Yo mama is so dumb, she's riding the Emule donkey.

Yo mama is so ugly, when a black cat passed near her, it spit 3 times.

[therockerpoop]

Yo moma is so fat she has to get out of bed to roll over.

[Almoglo]

Yo mama is so old, she owe Jesus 10 dollars and a coke can.

Yo mama is so fat, she went to the auditions of "Sex And The City", and she were chosen to be the city. (sorry if theres a bad spelling..)

Danny: Your mama is a slut!
Joe: Your mama is a slut!
Danny: Ok, but that doesn't mean your mom isnt..

[therockerpoop]

Yo mama got on a scale and it said this might take a while.

[Dragonteeth]

yo mama so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "sorry no proffesionals"

[therockerpoop]

Yo mama so fat she infuences the tides.

[luis]

Originally Posted by Dragonteeth

yo mama so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "sorry no proffesionals"

lmao....


Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

[therockerpoop]

Yo mama so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.

[GazFan352]

OOOOH, my bad, I didn't see those rules. Sorry