Yo Mama Jokes Thread

[GuitarFreak]

Now, I'm pretty sure a lot of you have heard of yo mama jokes. This is a thread where you can post your favorite yo mama jokes! BUT, there are a few rules.

Rule Numero Uno: Don't take the joke overboard. Ex: Yo mama so stupid she sucked my **** last night.

Rule Numero Dos: Don't make it too offensive, we don't want any flaming.

Rule Numero Tres: Don't use a lot of offensive language/cussing.

And only ONE joke per post from now on. You will get derepped if you break the rules.

Have fun and enjoy the thread!

[luis]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

[sizzle10]

Wronnnng Sectioooon!

[GuitarFreak]

Yo mama so poor when I went to her house I asked "Where can I pee?" she said "Pick a corner.".

[i dont know how]

1) your mamma so nasty she has to sneak up on bathwater
2)you mamma so ugly se looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
3)your mamma is so hairy you almost died from rugburn at birth
4) you mamma is so fat she jumped in the lake for a swim and everybody screamed TIDOW WAVE
5) i didnt spell very good in number4
6)your mamma is so fat she sits next to EVERY 1 in the movie theater
7)your mamma is so fat she has her own zip code
8)your mamma is so fat god said let there be lifgt and she had to move

9) your mamma is so stupid her dad said it was chilly outside and she ran outside with a spoon
10)your mamma is so poor i went to your house and i saw her waving a popcicle aroun i asked hey what she was doing she said air freshing
11)your mamma is so stupid she brought a spoon tothe super bowl
12)your mama is so poori rang the doorbell and i heard a tolite flush
13)your mamma is so stupid the micro wave went off and she went to the door
14)your mamma is so poor i rang the door bell and she yelled DING DONG
15) your mamma is so nasty i called her and i got an ear infestion

those are all of the ones i can name right off the top of my head

[therockerpoop]

your moma so fat the people she moons turn into whare wolfs.

your moma is so fat when she fatrts the groung starts cracking up.

your moma is so fat you can slap her thies and ride the waves.

[I was God]

Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the sea and the whales started singing, "we are family"

[GuitarFreak]

Yo mama so fat she tried to Walk It Out and got stuck halfway.

[thesavage1]

yo mamas so stupid that she starved in a grocery store

yo mamas so stupid that she locked herself into her car

[therockerpoop]

Oh ya yo moma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.