"Paddy" Jokes

[snowball-jo]

These jokes are about Paddy the english man Paddy the irish man and Paddy the scottish man.I know loads but I'll only write A few.I'll do more when I get the chance to.

No.1

Spoiler for Paddys in the sahara desert:

The 3 Paddys are stranded in the sahara desert cos their car broke down.So Paddy the English man said "We have to go by foot now." The other 2 nodded and then they headed off.After about 10 meters Paddy the scottish man ran back to the broken car and started rooting inside.A few minutes later he emerged with a map.Whats that for asked
Paddy the English man."So I can shade myself if I get too hot!"Oh!Then I want somthing too.So he ran back and came back with the radiator.Before they could ask he said he could drink the water in it when he got thirsty.Paddy the Irishman Wanted something too but couldn't think what he could get!So he ran back to the car despretely thinking of what he could get.So 5 minutes later He came back with the car door.What on earth shouted Paddy the Scottish man.I can roll down the windows when I get too hot

No.2

Spoiler for Paddys and the slippy hill:

The three Paddys were trekking up a steep,slippery hill so they could get some exercise.When they reached the top an angel appeared and said"This hill is magic.If you slide down it and call out somthing you want most,you will land in a pot of it at the bottom."Then the Angel disappeared.So Paddy the English man slid down the hill and screamed "GOLD!"and landed in a pot of gold.The Paddy the scottish man slid and yelled "SILVER!"and landed in a pot of silver.Paddy the irish man thought this looked like great fun so,forgetting the magic,he slid down and shouted "WWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

[I was God]

Not that funny