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Old 06-06-2008, 12:11 AM
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In this thread, put some funny dreams you had, such as the following (all of these are true, except maybe #1).
1. A girl in my class said she had a dream she jumped off the Grand Canyon and watched herself splat.
2. I was a super-human cop, and I had to choose between 2 casses. 1)Whenever Mexicans were having parties, there was a guy who went in there and killed the Mexicans. 2) The Pilsbery-Dough Boy was as big as 2 tall people stacked together, was hiding out in the Tipton (the hotel from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody), under the floor. He found a crack board, hid under it, and desguised himself as quicksand. Whenever people fell through the floor, he let them sink in his mouth, and ate them. I chose #2.
3. A frog jumped into a mud-pit and died.

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Old 06-06-2008, 12:36 AM
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I've read it 3 times and still don't understand it...

BUT! I understood the title, so...

This happened when I was like 8.

Giant Star Wars ships landed on the other side of the rail road tracks by my house, and stormtroopers came rushing out. My friend and I jumped in my Dad's Ranger (ford truck) and I somehow knew how to drive stick shift and I ran a whole bunch of the stormtroopers over. Then another giant ship landed and Rebels ran out and pwned the storm troopers. Then my friend and I hid under a the play structure at the school across the street.

It was weird.
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Old 06-06-2008, 12:42 AM
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I had the scariest dream ever. On the last day of school, I had a dream, in it, I woke up (in the dream), and (da da daaah), I had to go to school!
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:36 AM
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I don't have dreams.
Is that funny?
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:54 AM
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Ya, I haven't had dreams in a while. I saw somewhere on the science channel it has something to do with what you eat and where you sleep.

Some company is making a machine that you wrap around your arm or something and it makes you have dreams...I don't remember much about it. It would be weird though.
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even had wierd dreams that are like...anonymous?
here's one that i know most people have had:
you hit head hits the pillows and you fall asleep instantly, they you dream you are falling off a very high cliff (or building) and before you hit the ground, like an inch before you hit the ground ---- you wake up, sitting up quickly - sometimes in a cold sweat

that has to be the dream i hate most
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even had wierd dreams that are like...anonymous?
here's one that i know most people have had:
you hit head hits the pillows and you fall asleep instantly, they you dream you are falling off a very high cliff (or building) and before you hit the ground, like an inch before you hit the ground ---- you wake up, sitting up quickly - sometimes in a cold sweat

that has to be the dream i hate most
Never had that one.

There's another thread like this where I posted mine (and got de-repped because someone though it was fake) so find that and you'll see.
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i never had a dream... since i moved and since i moved i havent made a single friend... and sleep ina different bed when i mioved they changed my bed and i havent ever had a dream.. well anyways in my dreams i always die -.- i have problems with nightmares cus heres what happened before i moved i had this dream were i was in a place close to a huge fence thats like 2-3 houses high
and im somewhere reall high but then all of a sudden for some reason the wind gets so strong it carrys me like 99999 miles per hour then when i come really close to the fence everything slows down so very slow... and then i go trough the fence so very slow and im dying then i start seeing all different colors and sometimes i wake up when i do i feel my heart beat so fast... my friend wonce slept in my house and he saw me he said all he saw was me kind of jump and awake that's my most common dream.. and it makes me start to cry a little even if i think about it.. then in others i get in some randomly wierd fight and get shot or fall of a very high place and die or wake up in a room full of fire flames skulls and stuff..
but every time i awake when im asleep i cant even remember if i had a dream or not i only remember when i wake up in the middle of a night crying.. but now i havent had a dream for like 2 year? wierd i moved 2 years ago also
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okay....lovely

My weirdest dream included a runway, a stream next to it, a house at the end of the runway, and to the side of the stream, if you went about 1km, youd come across...a SUPERMARKET!!! For some reason the supermarket had a swimming pool in it...and it was a really good one....and above the entrance to the swimming pool there was a helix staircase, and i had really happy thoughts when i was there. The rest of the supermarket was a MASSIVE shop about 5 miles sq. and I last had this dream in yr. 7 (11-12). I get loads of reoccuring dreams...

There's another one too, It was in the old field next to my school, and the hedge around 3 sides (the fourth side was the school) had giant, unsee-able to others, HOLES!!! The hedge is in real life, the holes arent... And through these holes is a labyrinth of hedges, and sometimes witches were in there. I had this in year...6!

The last one was a pretty stupid but cool one...there was a MASSIVE carpark and it was full of doors and stuff... I think I had this in primary school too...but ive had it lots of times...and they usually include packed lunches!!! It also involved multiple SAS invasions against aliens...i dunno why...
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Those are pretty screwed up I must say..
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