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Three chicks were stranded on an deserted island - a brunette, redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles and got really tired, by the time she made it ten miles she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.
The second chick, a redhead, said to herself, “I wonder if she made it. I guess it’s better to try to get to the mainland than to stay here and starve to death.” So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, and she drowned. The blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it! I think I’d better try to make it, too.” So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!” So she swam back. I really like this 1.
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blondes must get pretty distressed after seeing these websites
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yea' they must be, lol
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or maybe distressed is too long a word for them to understand...![]() |
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ha yeah they probably think its a compliment
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haha or distressed maybe too long but a compliment too.
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theyll think its "nice" or maybe great...wait 5 thts too many....
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try mice , u could get mixed up with m and n,lol
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didnt get tht one, nvm
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it was pretty random
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