Blonde jokes

[yooky]

Blonde jokes are so funny.

Blonde Education Department

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The Blondes at the college university felt like they just didn’t fit in. Everywhere on campus they felt rideculed and were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos out for sex. They wanted to feel like blondes belonged at the school.
A few of them pressured the administration to set up a new department especially for blondes. After much discussion, the university agreed and set up the Blonde Education Department.
The blondes were ecstatic. They now have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. The blonde college stundents finally felt like they belonged and were proud of it. They wanted other students to see that they weren’t just stupid bimbos, after all, they now had their own “department” at the university.
They now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department, which sports the saying: “I Belong in B.E.D.”

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Blondes police Application

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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just ‘play along’ and humor her.
Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?” “Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.
Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?” “Ummm… 10!” the blonde says.
“Good!” the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. “OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “Ummm… I don’t know,” she admits.
“Well, you can go home and think about it,” he says, “and come back later and tell me what you’ve figured out.” He figures that’s the last he’ll see of her.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
“Not only did I get the job,” the blonde says, “but I’ve already been assigned to a murder case!”

Girls love flowers

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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop.
The redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
Replies the redhead, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers. I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde, after thinking for a while, replies, “Don’t you have a vase?”

[mesges]

u should press preview before submitting it...then u stop any probs with spoilers...great jokes tho and i like the "i belong in BED" one best xD XD (plz make those as smilies)

[DaMan113]

they were all pretty good

[yooky]

yeah i fixed it but i keep making mistakes, thx tho. that was my favourtie too.

[mesges]

DaMan....u are the odd one out....out of 3 lol....NEway id like an xD smilie theyre the best xD

[yooky]

finally i got it , i always forgot to preveiw before i sumbit it.

[mesges]

lol first post is still wrong xD and its tiring pressing refresh to keep up with new posts...

[DaMan113]

Originally Posted by mesges

DaMan....u are the odd one out....out of 3 lol....NEway id like an xD smilie theyre the best xD

wat do you mean im the odd one out, because i voted on the second one, i liked that one better cus i knew wat was gonna happen the whole time in the first

[mesges]

MORAL: dont read the last page of a book first...xD

and OMG ive never spoken at all until last 2 days....i dunno why

[yooky]

lol first post is still wrong xD and its tiring pressing refresh to keep up with new posts...

what do u mean its wrong. hows it wrong?

MORAL: dont read the last page of a book first...xD

and OMG ive never spoken at all until last 2 days....i dunno why

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i agree about your moral

i'm still makign mistakes