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[Conehead]

when ... a platoon of soldiers were flying back from ... Vietnam, they noticed something wasn't right. ... They noticed that there was an empty seat ... but it was too late, a really suave looking clown with white and red makeup lept at them from the ****pit and started making balloon animals ... and the baloon animals maid a stampied and crushed the ... heads of all the soldiers ... rendering the plane without a pilot, which caused it to ... be taken over by the clown, and of course, since he's a clown, he ... only wanted one thing ... custard pies, so he ... forced the soldiers to ... inflate to twice their natural size ... and he pushed them out of the plane and used them as a life raft, while the plane crashed into the mountainside ... it exsploded into a sculpchure of the mona lisa and so we go back to the boat, the river flooded up with ... pepsi from a soda factory upstream ... that was dumped in the river by ... Cheech and Chong ... Ching ching nami nami ... so that the river will ... explode and destroy the nearby mentos factory, a horrible revenge attack against the ... pepsi factory is in work as the mento employees plan to ... attack the pepsi factory by ... hitting them selfs so it goes out of bisness so a ... new larger mentos factory can open so ... they can begin their plan of world domination ... so that the earth will soon be a giant mento ... the clown fearing this decided to ... kill himself before the world domination by ...eating and eating custord pies till he explodes so ... after eating 5 times his own body weight in custard pies he began to swell up, suddenly ...he turned into this giant talkin custard pie, so he then decided to... return to the circus. Unfortunately he couldn't walk and his whole body was so damn delicious that ...he wanted to eat himself so bad but realized he cant because he has no mouth, so he... Imploded while a flock of penguins where flying above him, the penguins then ... ate the clown / pie remains and flew off towards the mentos factory, when ...they noticed that the mento factory was using the customers as slaves and forcing them to make a second mento factory shaped like a pyramid so...they could build a giant mentos rocket and attack the diet pepsi plant...in there plans to make it so no one will ever shoot soda out of a bottle again because...the manager of the mentos plant was blinded when he got soda in his eye...and immediately yelled out "Kill Those SOB's!!!", the employes took this very seriously and... enslaved the entire population of the world so they could find the people that had blinded their boss and ... rip them limb from limb and steal all there money... however when one of the workers found out who had done it they realised it was their brother ... the clown who had already died and noticed all there plans and hard work will come to nothing so ... he began to plan a revelution against the leader of the mento factory ...but then noticed that everyone but him had already been brainwashed and hes next so ... in a mad attempt to save himself and the world he dived through the window and plummited into the river 50 ft below him ...this didnt turn out in his favor as he hit a rock in the water and both of his legs were choped off ... however he noticed sumthing in the distance, the raft that the clown had built earlier, so as he struggled over to it ... a shark came out of nowhere and ate the raft, then swam away... the guy continued to lose blood and became weaker and weaker ...when all of a sudden this mystical creature came up to him... and granted him 3 wishes, he wished for ...new legs, his clown brother to be brought back to life, and WORLD DOMINATION, seeminly he had turned evil and plans to... take over the company that his boss had previously owned and then become worshipped by all ...the brainwashed zombies and make his brother the clown ... the head of the zombies and lead an army to destroy ...the moon in plans to... stop the movement of the tides so he can ...make all surfers spiral into depresion so... he could open an indoor ocean and make money from all the surfers ...then kill them when hes done so... He finally got started to work on his plans by builiding a ...giant death ray facing the sun so ... he kills himself because he was in a video game simulation starting by the pie part so he makes a real death machine thing and aimed it at the sun but a ... sudden gust of wind came and moved the death ray, aiming it at ... uranus ... everyone was in a bland panic bcus everyone knows that uranus is ...millions of lite years away and theres no way a ray can shoot that far and long ... so they wanted to know what it would hit and what damage it would do ...when a man came up to them and told them it is a missle the size of the moon that will shoot around the moon and hit the earth making it explode ... after this was said a strange, mysterious looking man in a long dark cape came through the crouds and said ...wait dont panic your all gonna die anyway, just have fun while you can, of course i dont have to cause im a ghost, hahahahahahahahahahahaha ... then the entire world broke out into riots ...until a man with a boombox started blasting music and everyone... turned around and started raving to the music, until ...one man started mowing down people with a machine gun ... then the military came in doing the thing they loved, blowing up innocent people ...until there was nowon left in the world except the military, but then missle came extremely close and...a light breeze lew it of coarse into mars direction after realising this all the female millitants grabbed a male buddy and ... started to rebuild the population of earth, however ...all the women were but ugly and none of the men wanted to so...they took all the females to the...one plastic surgeon left on earth and had them all turned into big chested hotties and started ****ing them ... then all of a sudden hundreds of spaceships decended to earth and ...aliens came out, killed the men and starting banging the women... and out popped hundreds of mutant babies that ... took over the planet and kept it for their own ...until superman came and ... flew around the world so fast that time re-wound and ...they went back to when the aliens were coming and superman killed them while the men continued to bang the women ... then he decided to go back even further in time and prevent the bomb from ever being made ...but lex luther killed him before he could ... as part of a plot to ... make a grilled cheese sandwich ...that will explode when the president eats it ... and throw the world into a new world order ... so they all order a micgriddle, cheeseburger with ketchup, and a rootbeer then marshmellows and pizzas danced like ...crazy monkeys and then flew to the end of the world to blow up the person who caused this whole story idea... but he had a shield that bumped them and then they hit ...the empire state building and it fell on a giant...Penguin named ... PINGU ...then the PINGU put it back the way it should be and then it...was again hit by a Meteor... and it Bounced off his fluffy feathers, because PINGU was not an ordinary 200 foot penguin, he had the special ability of .... wings of steel, just like his good frend batfink....who suddenly joined in...and then batfink and PINGU started in a argument and began to... caress each other softly ...and then they remembered what was going on,the world was... watching icarly and laughing at "pee on carl" then... they all realized how stupid icarli was so they... started to built a spaceship which...blew up nickelodeons HQ, which was actually a nuclear...tomato bomb which was the size of a plate of macaroni cheese....and stank like...a big bowl of rotton poop... with your head in it... from Hannah Montana's body gaurd...And Tinky winkys socks.... which smelled alot like...Coneheads... killing pooheads!(shanepoo)....And Jumping..from a place...that was high above... the planet of...Dorsetrinnium...which was made up of...