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[bonez]

a friend told me this one i dont get at all




there was a bernet a redhead and a blond and the cops were chasing them around town and the bernet jumps in a dumpster and never got caught and the redhead jumps in an abandened wherehouse and never got caught and the blond stops and ask the cops "where should i hide so i dont get caught"

there was a bernet a redhead and a blond and they were stranded on an island and found a genie and was granted each one wish the bernet wishes that she got a plane to fly home and the redhead wishes for a boat to get home two weeks later when the redhead and bernet gets home the blond says "im lonly i wish the redhead girl and that bernet were back with me"

[DaMan113]

this is my favorite. I tell it all the time.

A dumb blond, a smart blond, and Santa Claus all jump off a bridge. Which one hits the water last?

The dumb blond because the other 2 don't exist.

[bonez]

Originally Posted by DaMan113

this is my favorite. I tell it all the time.

A dumb blond, a smart blond, and Santa Claus all jump off a bridge. Which one hits the water last?

The smart blond because she doesn't exist.

dont get it cause the last 60 times i herd it it was the dumb blond cause the other two dont exiest

[DaMan113]

Crap. That is what I meant to say.
Damn my 3 am forgetfulness.
Post Edited.

[bonez]

dont wory i forget stuff to actualy i almost forgot my own user name once

[Elfman]

I got one. A blonde, a redhead and a bernet go up to a man in a strange outfit. Then the redhead says "Hey Elfman, why are we in a your lame blonde jokes?"

Here's another. A blonde, a bernet and a redhead are hiding frome the police. They all hide in potato sacks and tie the knots tight. The two police members come in and find that they cannot unknot the sacks from the outside. They decide to kick them and see what sound they make. He kicks the redhead. The redhead says "meow". The policeman says "See? just a cat." Then he kicks another sack. The bernet says "woof!" The policeman "See? Just a dog." He kicks the sack with the blonde. The blond says "Potatoes."

[mysteryMAN]

Originally Posted by Elfman

I got one. A blonde, a redhead and a bernet go up to a man in a strange outfit. Then the redhead says "Hey Elfman, why are we in a your lame blonde jokes?"

Here's another. A blonde, a bernet and a redhead are hiding frome the police. They all hide in potato sacks and tie the knots tight. The two police members come in and find that they cannot unknot the sacks from the outside. They decide to kick them and see what sound they make. He kicks the redhead. The redhead says "meow". The policeman says "See? just a cat." Then he kicks another sack. The bernet says "woof!" The policeman "See? Just a dog." He kicks the sack with the blonde. The blond says "Potatoes."

I dont get the first one.

[mesges]

That's because it is lame... DUH!!!

[Elfman]

Originally Posted by mesges

That's because it is lame... DUH!!!

That hurt. I DECLARE WAR!!! ...of jokes.

Yo mama's, chuck norris facts, blonde jokes, such that...

[Bloopers]

oooo... chuck norris counted to infinity.... twice.

and blonde.... 3 girls are running from the cops. one blonde, brunnete, and black haired. they go into an alleyway. the brunette goes into a trash can, the black haired goes into a big tv box and the blonde goes into a potatoe sack... the cop goes to trash can and kicks it, the brunnete says "MEOOWWWW!" then he goes to box and kicks it, brunnete makes puppy whimper/bark. then he goes to sack of potatoes, kicks it. the blonde says ... "PO -TAT -OESSS!"


i know it might not be too funny but its funnier if you tell it to someone by voice...