Blonde Jokes Post Here

[matrixinfinity]

Post all blonde jokes here (pin this?)


Heres a few:

1.) A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

2.) There was 3 ladies on an island 1 blonde 1 brunette and a red-head. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the the island and the city. The red-head swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the brunette sawm 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back!!

I keep more posted later

[DaMan113]

alright i got one, ive said it before on another thread but like nowon looked at it so ill post it.

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and santa clause all jump of a bridge, which one falls first/hits the water and dies?

Spoiler for Punchline:

The dumb blonde because the other two dont exist

[nàme]

Blonde Jokes

i think a few might be there

[matrixinfinity]

More jokes:

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Yep, could someone tell me how to do a spoiler because everytime I put in what I want it dissapears when I click post

[DaMan113]

theres a button called spoil, click it, write wat you want, like spoiler for, it will automatically say, and you type like joke in the little box or watever, then where it shows you typing you type watever you want to be in spoiler

Spoiler for spoiler:

see its easy

[matrixinfinity]

Originally Posted by DaMan113

theres a button called spoil, click it, write wat you want, like spoiler for, it will automatically say, and you type like joke in the little box or watever, then where it shows you typing you type watever you want to be in spoiler

Spoiler for spoiler:

see its easy

Spoiler for ok?:

O ok I would type my whole thing in the name box and not type anything in betweenm thx

[DaMan113]

yeh i did that when i first tryed it

[o theoendude]

Here's one i think is kinda funny.

[Shanepoo2]

what??

No make sense.

[cheese toast]

Originally Posted by o theoendude

Here's one i think is kinda funny.

Spoiler for wtf?:

made no sense...